Whats in a name?

You probably think that my name is Benjamin, but that name is far too long to say on a regular basis - so I have shortened it. Some people call me Ben, whilst others call me Magical Fairy Princess Benjamin. I'm still not sure which name I prefer, but I do enjoy introducing myself as the latter just to confuse people. I also like cheese. On the interweb, I go by the name of Benpage26.

Hobbies

I surprise quite a few people when they find out that I have a life.  To avoid any shocking revelations maybe you should read about my hobbies below. 

Parkour / Freerunning

Parkour is very fun, but it isn't necessarily supposed to be fun.  I read about it and turns out its all about 'Efficient movement'.  If that's the definition of Parkour then I'm not to great at it, the bits I enjoy are trying (and failing) to backflip, handstand, and climb things.  Those aren't really the most efficient movements one could do.  Anyway, the point is that it is fun, and me and my friends go into forests and practice.  Practice makes perfect and I'm getting better all the time.

Streetboarding

Streetboarding is totally amazing.  Well, its a lot like skateboarding to be honest, but you are strapped into the board and you have to wiggle to move.  If you are feeling generous maybe you could donate to the Streetboard Fund.

Cheese 

My favorite cheese is Brie, but the one I eat most frequently is cheddar; the world's best ever sandwich would have to be of the "mature cheddary, wholegrain mustardy, and on brown bread" variety. And would have to be eaten fresh, sometimes it also works well with salami.

What The Stars Say

Stars as in Milky way that is... I'm not sure how believable these things are, but I find them fun anyway.

[Astrological Sign] Gemini:

"Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless. They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project as apparently purposelessly as a butterfly dancing from flower to flower. To them life is a game which must always be full of fresh moves and continuous entertainment, free of labor and routine. Changing horses in the middle of the stream is another small quirk in the Gemini personality which makes decision making, and sticking to a decision, particularly hard for them."

I'd have to say that sounds quite similar to me, what with the "life is a game" and the indecisive streak

[Zodiac] The Snake:

Well, I was going to find a description of the Snake, but haven't got the time as my maths homework is due. So I'll make it up:

Snakes enjoy being given money, and are very sexy and beautiful and smart and the like the word 'and' and they should do maths homework but never do and they never finish sentences with the word pineapple.